And then…


“And then
I big chunk of wind
Fell from the sky
Just like that
And it just so happens
To have landed on top
Of an old lady named Jane
She fainted but didn’t die
and it was a good thing
Because the very next day
She was interviewed by
The local weather channel
And would you believe
Her long lost dog groomer
Saw her, looked up her address
And they were reunited
The very next day.”

“Why is this such a good thing?”

“Her dog has a very bad cowlick that the kids in the neighborhood tease him for. Her old dog groomer specializes in Cowlick de-restoration.”